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90,000 from the sanctioned singer demanded to explain for a trip to America :: Show business :: Dni.ru

According to the singer, he did not have fun there

Since his youth Philip Kirkorov was fascinated by the culture of the New World. “American flags, jeans, chewing gum – I remember how cool it all seemed,” the singer recalls. “.

At the same time, Kirkorov himself did not renounce his love for America. And this is despite the fact that last September an act was submitted to the US Senate, which lists Russian politicians and show business stars who they want to accuse of violating human rights. It contains over 190 names. Among them is Philip Kirkorov.

But, apparently, he was not forbidden to come to the States, because he had just returned from there. “I like to come to a civilized and musically educated country to learn how to make shows there,” Kirkorov explained. him here and create shows that will delight the Russian audience at the time of import substitution.Somewhere should I draw this knowledge if it is impossible to get it from us?!”

Kirkorov says that it is tactless or illiterate to reproach him with traveling abroad. “I’m an artist!” he explained to “Dni.ru”. – I’m not going there to have fun, I’m not going there for shopping. If I need shopping, they will bring it here – I can afford it. I’m not going to show myself but to learn something.”

It is worth noting that Luchezarny has real estate in America – 16 years ago he bought a luxurious villa in Miami. “Philip’s house has 8 bedrooms, a swimming pool and a guest house,” said DJ Katya Guseva, who visited there. “A lot of beautiful palm trees grow on Philip’s plot. Nature, however, is amazing! Every time I was surprised that live iguanas were running right among the palm trees. Philippe has everything created for comfort: next to it are golf courses, a barbecue area.

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An angelic voice must be: a column by Alexander Dobrovinsky

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Forever young lawyer Dobrovinsky defames venerable old age.

Like any man who has lost most of his once magnificent hair in worldly battles, I do not like the word “hairdresser” applied to myself. Anna is not a hairdresser, she is a stylist. If you adapt this word well to yourself, then the hair on your head becomes more. And you believe it.

– Let’s go wash up?

A few months ago, my beloved and I were in a hurry to some kind of party. Time was short, and by mutual decision the shower became communal for ten minutes. Suddenly, a moment of lyrics ran into the beloved, and she decided to wash and blow my nose. After some time, at the moment of rinsing my all feeding head, I made a monstrous mistake, asking my beloved to rinse her brains with cold water, as Anya usually does to me …

I stood with my eyes closed, and therefore it only seemed to me that the jet in the hose, somehow suddenly interrupted, spat on me.

– Who is Anya?

This is my stylist. And what?

Intense fluids passed through the shower. Out of fear, I washed the rest of my body myself.

Beloved was silent, like a female praying mantis before dinner, and immediately after the shower, not wearing glasses, leaving water marks, I rushed for the phone. This was blunder number two.

– Here. Look in the notebook – “Anna”. I’m dialing. Now you will see for yourself. Read. Read – I can’t see without glasses.

I handed the Apple screen up to my beloved eyes.

– “Anna. Pretty. Marriott hotel. On Tuesdays. Give a day’s notice.” Amazing. You see, Sasha, you explained, showed – and everything became clear.

Our communications resumed four days later in the form of a text message from a loved one: “Yes. Anna is a good teacher. Live. I’ll show you the setup tonight.”

So, I was walking from Anna through the lobby of the hotel to the revolving doors when they called my name. A young unfamiliar nymph with a radiant smile accelerated her step towards her destiny (that is, towards me).

“Autograph? Just a fan? Telephone? Future client? Adventure seeker? Together?” – flashed through my head like a luminous musical comet.

– Alexander, hello. I’m your fan.

“Who would doubt. This time.”

– I love your Tatler stories and watch you on TV!

“That’s two.”

– My name is Irina. I am a producer of various concerts and shows.

“Why not? It’s three.”

– By chance I saw you walking by…

“And you couldn’t resist? That’s four.”

– …and wanted to invite you tomorrow to the Montserrat Caballe concert that we are organizing. Seats in the ranks of the VIP. Will you go? The girl smiled again and held out the envelope.

“It’s not four at all… It’s something else.”

A hand rested on the neighbor’s thigh. Female or male – it was difficult to understand.

I thanked, especially since the great voice had not been heard for many years, and we said goodbye. In the car, I looked at the tickets. On the front, there was a photo of MK exactly as I remembered it with Freddie Mercury and their magnificent anthem “Barcelona”. They shocked the whole world with that performance, it seems, even before the opening of the Olympic Games in the capital of Catalonia. I mentally thanked the stranger again and decided to go to the concert for the sake of beautiful memories of the very beginning of the nineties.

The VIP was quite average VIP, as for the huge historical hall, it was filled to capacity. As at the congresses of the CPSU in Soviet times. Both of these were disturbing.

After some time, not finding a single living client or even a familiar face, I began to worry about remembering the last time this happened. Thoughts were interrupted by a curtain, behind which a symphony orchestra with a cheerful conductor was cheerfully operating. The conductor was actively waving his baton and slightly with his left hand. The orchestra groaned, but did not give up.

In the resulting pause, the singer and actor (or maybe vice versa) Igor Portnoy fluttered onto the stage on his way from the United States of America. I saw him on stage for the third time. The acting master of ceremonies at Senora Montserrat was familiar to me from the role of Judas in the play “Jesus Christ Superstar”. The second time I saw him as a real Dindon was in Beauty and the Beast. Further showed that at the Montserrat Caballe concert, he never left both roles.

Don’t know what Portnoy does in the USA. But in Moscow, after several confident passages about the fact that the prima of the world opera is giving an anniversary concert in the capital as part of her tour and how we should be grateful to the Almighty that we got to the Kremlin today, the following sounded in a voice practiced in boxing matches:

– A teeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr (in krrrrraaaaaassssssnooooooooooooooooool rrrriiiiiiing) noooooooooooontserrrrrrrrat Kaaaaballe!

The hall burst into applause and suddenly fell silent. The fact is that the great soprano was taken out in a wheelchair. To be honest, no one expected this.

– How can she sing? – Asked the neighbor on the left, struck in the rights.

The neighbor’s face seemed familiar to me. It seems that it was held by one of ours under the article “Fraud on an especially large scale by a group of persons by prior conspiracy.” Or something like that. Will have to remember.

Meanwhile, the man in black, who brought the singer to the stage, from the lofty feelings of the action he had created, bowed to the audience and also received a portion of applause. The hall was kind and welcoming.

I noticed that the swindler I suspect was wearing soft summer slippers with rhinestones on his bare and slightly hairy legs. In my Odessa childhood, such braids were called “sneakers”. In my opinion, much more accurate than the vulgar “espadrilles”. Above the knee, on the young man’s thigh farthest from me, lay a strange hand. Female or male – it was difficult to understand. Because I bowed my head with curiosity characteristic of myself and my profession, my hand twitched, and my thigh was orphaned. I decided to continue my research, but then something began to sing on the stage.

It was not even like that amazing Montserrat, not its shadow, not even my voice in the shower room of the Arbat apartment, it was just nothing! We must pay tribute to the diva: the torture ended pretty quickly.
– And the seedaaaaaasyaaaaaaaaaal is presented to you by the sporto -oohouoonsssorrra of today’s cooooonzer – a driving company (twoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeede eede nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Kaaaaauut!).

And then, instead of a concert, something alive poured out, like biomaterial, about enriching, renewing, rejuvenating and photoshopping any face, even on a passport.

Montserrat, for obvious reasons, was not particularly allowed to sing further.

Her daughter appeared on the stage with her partner. They sang pretty well. Diva graciously nodded her head, welcoming the crowd of unassuming Russian fans. The neighbor on the left took advantage of the darkness and kissed someone. I didn’t kiss and just frankly missed. The leader sang. I started snoring.

“Honestly, the tailor sings in the Kremlin!” “Will the furrier dance?”

A text message from my beloved slightly woke up the entire VIP row, who was falling asleep with me.

– What are you doing?

– Listening to Portnoy sing…

I wonder what else I should have said?

– Will the furrier dance? A woman never believes when you tell the truth.

– Honestly. Tailor sings in the Kremlin.

– I understand, although you don’t seem to drink. Will you have dinner? Or will they feed you in the atelier for cutters?

The correspondence became more entertaining than the concert.

Montserrat no longer sang, but she was not taken away from the stage either. “Maybe there is simply nowhere to take her?” I asked myself a question and returned to the correspondence.

– Thank you. I will not dine. I am on a diet. I need to lose three kilos. I don’t eat in the evening.

Creepers nearby threw themselves at each other.

– Ask your Tailor to rearrange the buttons on your jacket and have your dinner in peace. Bye. I will be late.

Unexpectedly, a girl in sequins with an accordion appeared on the stage and played “Kalinka” along with a soundtrack. The action on the stage was so incompetent, how mysterious. I wanted to sing the aria “Oh, what the hell?” from the opera “The Moscow Horseradish”. Kalinka was replaced by Black Eyes, which the bored Palace of Congresses, as if in a drunken stupor, picked up. Realizing that the hall would now begin to pour alcohol, the diva’s daughter was again sent to the stage, this time with a four-year-old granddaughter. With a child, drinking seems to be not comme il faut.

From the left, unable to withstand such a turn of events, espadrilles began to fuss:

– No, I respect old age. But this is overkill! She should have left the stage ten years ago. In general, I think that sixty years is the limit.

The one on the left was as right as my right nostril.